What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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