If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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