White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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