He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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