i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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