either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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