She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
