I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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