Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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