he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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