KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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