Dual....:-)
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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