Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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