she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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