I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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