Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
