you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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