these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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