I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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