But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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