my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
