There is no way he is gay with that hair.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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