I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
that may or may not have been my penis.
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