Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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