I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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