When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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