? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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