So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
