my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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