You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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