in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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