Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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