it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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