i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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