I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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