A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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