Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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