If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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