did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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