Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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