craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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