You're completely useless in the revolution.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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