Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
FUCK WHALES
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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