we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
