He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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