I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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