More tranny stories later!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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