So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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