Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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