apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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