oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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