i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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