Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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