Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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