im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
40s are totally the cure
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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